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Hen night gifts

The purpose of a hen’s night is mainly to embarrass the bride as much as possible, what is the point of a hen’s night if the bride to be doesn’t blush at least once?! But the trouble is, we’re running out of ways to embarrass the brides, because they are becoming more and more resilient to our torture!

You don’t have to buy the bride to be anything for her hen night, you save your real present until the actual wedding day. However there are lots of joke presents that you could buy to make embarrassing her so much easier.

You can get numerous different products that resemble a man’s penis. Immature as that may sound they do make delightful gifts to give to the bride to be!

You can get a penis shaped candle, soap, whistle, you name it you can get it. You can even get a willy with a wind up mechanism so that it hops merrily along the table, oh what a joy.

Anyway the idea of these gifts is to humiliate the bride, I know you’re thinking who wouldn’t appreciate a bar of soap shaped like a mans penis. But for some reason it’s not something people want, and just to let you know the soap is for external use only.

So what else could you possibly want? Well you can get a flashing bra, one of you (normally the bride) can wear this and watch what happens. Personally I think they would be better in a blue strobe light, then one of you can make the wah wah noises of the police car!

You could even buy an inflatable doll, you can actually get male versions nowadays. Some of these are clean, and others have the extra bits added on outside.

I would love to know what happens to these gifts from hen nights, I can’t believe people actually hang onto them.

You could also buy some fluffy handcuffs, and if you’re feeling even more adventures you could invest in a high quality face mask. Personally I don’t like to be restricted, but whatever you’re into is fine by me!

Hen nights are supposed to be silly, and so you certainly should not buy serious gifts, anything shaped like a mans willy is perfectly normal for a hen night, but not for a wedding. Which brings me onto my next point. Whatever you do, do not, ever, under any circumstances mix up the presents for the hen night and the wedding!



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